dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Randomize
