he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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