yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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