What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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