she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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