he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
3 2 1 whiskey
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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