I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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