Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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