I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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