How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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