Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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