have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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