Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
