HIV tests are more positive than that guy
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
