I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
