Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
