I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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