I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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