can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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