Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
God I need to hump something, right now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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