haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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