and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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