wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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