i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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