I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
