She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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