party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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