Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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