She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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