We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
