someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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