I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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