I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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