Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There r osticjed everywhere
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There are leaves in my underwear?
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