Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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