I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
