ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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