p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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