Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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