Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
How's work?
Spinning.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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