Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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