We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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