Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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