This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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