on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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