gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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