He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
