Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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