I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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