I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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