question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
you never un-have a 4some
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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