Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
someone owes me an orgasm
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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