If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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