Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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