You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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