Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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